Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!
Hey please don’t eat me! I promise there are so many other delicious foods you can enjoy instead. Have you seen the feast waiting for you? There are greens, beans, mac and cheese, corn, cornbread, mashed potatoes, stuffing, rolls, and even those cinnamon-sweet yams. Honestly, with all that food, do you really need me on the table?
Think about it, I'm not just a turkey. I’m a talented, friendly, hard-working bird! I help clean up crumbs, I keep the yard interesting, and I even practice my gobbling every morning. If you eat me, who will gobble the sunrise? Who will waddle in silly circles to entertain you?
Besides, I’ve been doing extra cardio lately, and trust me, that does not make for a tender turkey. Tough as old boots, that's me! You’d probably enjoy a nice warm plate of mac and cheese way more.
So please, let me live to gobble another day. With all the amazing food you have, I’m sure you won’t even miss me. And if you do… I can always dance for you instead. Deal?
Gobble on!
by Kylon
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